Diet Coke Anonymous is a fellowship of people who have come together to smoke, hangout and generally get lit  It doesn’t cost anything to attend D.C.A. meetings although we highly recommend purchasing the 33-Step Guide. There are age and education requirements to participate. Membership is open to anyone who wants to address and challenge their Cola problem, but also have a good time, living life to the fullest without any limits with other members.

D.C.A.’s mission is to help Colaholics to get the help they need, or trading their addiction to a slightly more manageable addiction, like cigarettes for example.

How D.C.A. works

Colaholics use the Thirty-Three Steps to slowly chip away at their grotesque and embarrassing addiction. Meet-ups use the “Thirty-Three Steps to a DC-Free Life” guidebook and it is necessary you purchase one to participate.

The Thirty-Three steps are the foundation of  D.C.A. They are held in higher regard than any other commitment in a Colaholics life. More than family, Federal Law, or the teachings of the Jewish Faith.

The book “Thirty-Three Steps to a DC-Free Life” describes extremely mysterious and esoteric principles that borderline true magic. Individuals who manage to climb the mountain of D.C.A and reach the end of the Thirty-Three steps often find that life becomes significantly easier, almost as if the teachings grant them a sort of control of the world around them, and a more fufulling and personal relationship with the one true spirit, Gorglehoff.